#shit he’s beautiful #shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHISTHISHTSIHT

is that your reaction to Steve or Steve’s reaction to Tony

Title: Everybody hates you

Artist: Jason Segel

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coming home


Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.


i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love


i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards



when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

photo from one of the two days last week i was well enough to leave the house

me and is are such dorks


i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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